Thursday, 29 January 2009

Dead Men Wear Plaid

As the final survivor in a post-apocalyptic society populated by flesh-eating zombies:

Ben would:

- live in Dudley Zoo
- befriend animals giving them names such as Reasonable Gareth, Grandad and Chelmsley Wood
- build an enormous unfinished scalextric track/ fantasy wargame
- shave off his beard as there would be no-one left to mock his weak jaw line and round face

Phil would:
- relocate centre of operations to pub
- devote a number of buildings to his collections of interesting handicrafts
- drive a number of vehicles, hand-painted with made-up emblems
- record endless podcasts, referring to the many notes stored upon his mobile phone

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